You've probably heard of the ubiquitous, 'The guy' in the story, who on being asked, "Does the Sun rise in the East or the West?", replies, "Don't know...I'm still new to town".
I'm pleased to tell you the 'The guy' now has an identity.
He gave himself away (once more?) when he told Diane Sawyer, "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees."