Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Rumors fly in DC: Will the big Dick go limp?

Liberal talk radio was abuzz last night with the rumors highlighted in U.S. News and World Report surrounding the big Dick and the possibility of his stepping down. Talk show hosts were formulating opinions on how Condi will size up as a VP. Theories were presented on whether or not the chimp will actually step down.

People, please!!!

Do we not know our recent history?? These criminals do not step down. They don't go away. They don't apologize. What they do is find a little fall guy to take the heat and then people like the big Dick go on lining their pockets and screwing us.

Its a fucking dream. That's all. No one is stepping down, I can assure you of that. As a matter of fact, Cheney's office has been a target of the investigation from the start, so why news outlets are covering this story in this way now is beyond me anyway.

I'll be shocked if the big Dick actually goes limp. But I will be more shocked if it doesn't play out like this: A lackey like Scooter will come forward and admit that it was he, not the Dick, who ratted out Plame. He will then say he acted alone. He will go down in flames. The chimp will come out and make a furrowed-brow speech about how this illegal behavior is not acceptable. The world will display mock outrage. We'll bitch about it on our blogs.

And nothing will ever happen.